Legal

OVERVIEW:

This section of unreachabletheplay.com deals with a bunch of legal jujumagumbo.

I can’t think of anything more distressing and distracting.

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    • Let’s say you try to solder a copper pipe the way I describe (which, by the way, will produce a leak-free joint as I’m a master plumber among other things).
    • One month later, the joint fails because you made a mistake and/or the materials you used were defective.
    • The running water floods your house, all of your possessions get ruined, your pets and children float away and can’t be found, toxic mold blooms and coats all surfaces in the house, and then your house collapses from wood rot.

In the event something like the above happens, don’t have your lawyer/attorney contact me, have them contact your insurance company instead.

See how simple lawyers make it to do business with unreachabletheplay.com?

Are you in a grumpy mood now? Well don’t blame me, refocus that negative energy towards those who file lawsuits each day to keep our litigious society and economy on a roll.